I am expecting Gary Taylor-Fletcher's child.

I recently saw more than three Manchester City footballers steal Wham bars and few fizzy Ribenas from the Nisa by Wembley.

Following their play-off victory at the weekend, nine of the AFC Wimbledon squad were seen painting their own takes on Banksy's classic on the side of the DHL hangar at Manchester Airport.

Bill Gates swallowed a lemon.

Your turn.