but i was still, for some reason, take aback by the cynicism of The Sun and that woman with the tits today...

finally allowed to comment on the affair, finally allowed a modicum of free speech, finally allowed to have a voice and tell the public what they deserve to know, and what they deserve the oppertunity to say...

they get imogen thomas, obviously now over the shame of it all, glammed up and dressed up in a sexy man utd kit, sponsered by a bookmakers, and get her to dish all the juicy details on their romping.

it's almost beautiful.