Messi says he's not under pressure ahead of Saturday's final SHOWDOWN with United at Wembley London Stadium. Well that's nice.

Scotland hump Wales 3-1 in the Nations Cup. Forgot that was on tbh.

Real Madrid Jorge Valdano sacked from the Madrid board for sticking two up at Mourinho. Something about greater control for managers.

Fifa official denies bribery allegations which I'm sure has been a copy and paste headline for the past two months.

QPR vice-chair Amit Bhatia has quit his post following the club's decision to raise season ticket prices to a minimum for adults of £549. Cheapest league tickets are £47, rising to £72. Jesus. Kiddies aren't too bad though, with under 8s season tickets for 49 quid, under 16s and oldies for £149 and u21s for £319. Still, ya know. The departing Bhatia said: "I do not wish to be associated with or take responsibility for decisions made by the board and with which I disagree so strongly."

BOLTON NEWS: The BBC 'reveal' that Gavin McCann has retired...http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13528271.stm which is weird because he retired before Christmas.

We've parted company with Jlloyd Samuels, Joey O'Brien, Tamir Cohen and *tut* Johan Elmander who have reached the end of their contracts. Elmo is off to Galatasaray, because as we know Turkey is just the place to go for strikers who live and die by confidence. We've decided to keep Ricardo Gardner and Robbie Blake though. Robbie Blake. Robbie tossing Blake.

For DK: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lloxkzPrSa1qio9tmo1_400.jpg