actually you dont even need twitter you can use someone elses. forgot how fun this was.

http://tweetmix.me

yeah its been around for a while so man marries tweet but its a lot of fun. heres a few good picks from yours truly

I'm really ill again so please send me nude pics of your pets.

We have a child and its just me topless and flexing for like 30 seconds.

And his sign outside says oops sorry i keep saying this but i have eaten some bread.

There's a barber shop a few houses from me and every time i saw them they dressed me up in make up...

Fighting the urge to say g'day from me (to goku)

go have fun post some good ones and that