I went to Tezzers this morning for my lunch mealdeal, and as I was paying the guy asked me something. I had been massively ignorant and kept my earphones in, so took them out and asked him to repeat it. "Do you have a clubcard?" I replied "Sorry, I don't, no". He looked a tiny bit puzzled and said "You don't know?", I replied "No :) I said I don't (insert long pause here) no". He said "Well would you like one just in case?" at this point I started to sweat a bit, and pretty much ran out with my stuff. ITS TOO EARLY FOR SUCH EXCHANGES.