Liverpool spending a frankly hilarious amount of money on Jordan Henderson is the big story today. Seeing as they have a number of positions which need strengthening much more urgently, does this mean they're looking at a City-esque spending spree this summer?

Presumably Sunderland will now blow all this money on overpaying for United fringe players.

Gervinho is signing for Arsenal today/Newcastle on Friday/City next week/a new contract at Lille. Still no idea if he's any good, he does have an gigantic forehead though.

ROI beat Italy 2-0 in Belgium. Keith Andrews scored so I think it's fair to presume the Italians weren't taking it entirely seriously.

Twitter fun as Samir Nasri calls someone a cunt and Oliver Holt from the Mirror publishes a DM from Rio Ferdinand calling him a 'fat prick'. Nice.

Everybody wants to buy Phil Jones, which makes sense because he's ace.

Oh and while Ryan Giggs was banging his brother's wife, he was also trying to chuck it up her mum. LAD.