A terrible weekend for spurs fans as Modric declares his desire to leave the hallowed turf of WHL, but stay in London, and join Satan's own CFC. Levy tells him and Chelsea to get tae fuck, and reveals that it was chelsea that 'leaked' their initial bid. Hmmm... There are also rumours of a complaint against the club for their tapping up efforts, which will hopefully see them banned from football, given their previous in such pitiful behaviour.

I'm not sure how this one's going to end. First of all, i'm disappointed that Modric hasn't given us one more season, and that he's apparently expressed a prefernce for moving to chelsea, but then i'm also aware that should he be kept, he could just be really unhappy and play a bit shit next year. Whilst Levy is clearly a hero, i think he'll need to back his hardline stance up with a 'big' signing or two to convinve modric that we can give him what he wants here, just not necessarily this season. As if this all wasn't bad enough, Mourinho's apparently sniffing around Sandro too, which kinda sucks.

England out of the u21 championships and have been a bit average by all accounts. Something about jordan henderson.

Everyone's second international team, Belize, could be kicked out of the 2014 qualifying campaign dispite a first leg 5-2 win over Montserrat following their ridiculous government's interefernce in the return leg preparations. FIFA have given them until july 10th to comply and re-arrange the game or they'll be oot. I tried to find a belize shirt online over the weekend. No chance.

Barca enquire about Cesc.