A 2nd year lad I know who lives up the road from me is panicking a bit on facebook chat to me.

Apparently a bunch of blokes is rooting through the gardens and bins on his row of houses and carrying stuff they find away, to a van he's guessing.

He's scared they might fancy breaking in his house. Girly man. What do I tell him so that I can go to bed without feeling guilty that he's crying about potential aggrevated burglary in his bed?

I've said he can come round to mine but they're in the front and back gardens so he doesn't wanna leave. I would suggest going up with a couple of my housemates but they defs wouldn't be arsed.

Help me be a hero.