Some berk yesterday was trying to make out it's Fantastic Mr Fox. Ballcocks. It's Danny, Champion of the World, and anyone who disagrees is an idiot. (I may also accept Matilda).

(It's clearly children's literature day on DiS. Further topics will include Famous Five vs Secret Seven, favourite Mr Men character, and does the Very Hungry Caterpillar set a bad example with its endorsement of gross and wasteful consumerism?)