My dad came back from holidays with a beaming smile saying 'I got you the BEST present.' It was a t-shirt with this on the front
http://planetarybargains.org/PBPictures/Tee%20Shirts/Shirts-THUMBS%20T-Z/175Your-Girlfriend---My-Girlfriend-Shirt-Black-Front-Closeup.jpg

How do you feel about slogan/comedy/novelty t-shirts? I can't stand them. My dad regularly gets me them as gifts, and I need to do my best acting.

See also: witty fridge magnets 'I cook with wine...sometimes I even add it to the food!'

Wow I'm a miserable fucker.