Let's have another Questionable Content Hate Thread!

I've never been able to stop reading QC, despite the fact that it is usually diabolical and nothing ever really happens.

However, in the last week or so, I've found myself actually drawn into the storyline. I hate myself for it. Obviously no lasting change will occur. Obviously the current thing with Dora will resolve neatly and everything will go back to normal. As always.

Thoughts? I'm depressed I even made this thread TBH.