what now? should i be in love by now? i'm not in love yet.

how does this thing work? should i just wait for charming girls to see my profile picture and flock to me like sozzled bingo-wingers to a Take That concert...or do i just find the first girl to say she likes 'some books' and stalk her till she gives in and promises to meet me.

what's the etiquette in this joint?