I have a few.

My ex keeps ringing me up and telling me she loves me when she's drunk, it's annoying, my ex ex wants to take me away to a hotel for a weekend to see me, and pay for it all, not sure if I'd feel a bit weird if she paid for it all or not. The girl I'm currently 'seeing' broke my laptop and I want's to pay some money towards a new one, which would be nice, because I'm broke but I'm not as into her as she is into me, and I dunno how to let her down easy without making her hate me and not give me money for my laptop which she broke, because she'd obviously looking for a boyfriend and I'm not looking for a girlfriend.

What do?