So I went out to my mate Jon's DJ night in Kingston tonight, not been for about 8 years. I'm so old.

Anyway, got chatting to a girl outside tonight, and I reckon she was the identikit DiS dream girl.

- 5ft4, normal build, dark brown hair, freckly (but not overly so) skin, Irish parents but very English, 18, nearly 19 years old, very pretty, but also very unassuming.
- Spoke for around an hour about her love of online gaming, especially Call Of Duty and games of that ilk. I told her about my love of Tetris and Football Manager. Bad move.
- No boyfriend "I don't have time for a boyfriend because I love gaming so much".

Probably would have kissed me on the lips if I didn't tell her I was 27. Whoops.

Is this the perfect DiS girl? If not, who or what is?