My favourite action hero, Jack Reacher, is at last going to come to life on our screens, as Lee Child's books are being made into a series of high budget Hollywood films.

SO, who have they picked to play the 6 foot 5 ex-special-forces tough guy?

The sinisterly tiny weasel that is Tom Cruise. I'm nearly in tears.

Please feel free to add your own upsets over heinous mis-casting below, or include stories about how Tom Cruise is a complete momo.