So....

"Can YOU feel that LOVE tonight?" - Elton John, 1976
"oh WHAT a feeling WHEN you are Dancing on That Ceiling" - Lionel Blair, 2004
"Bye Bye That Birdie" Anon, 1678

There WERE great songs...The WERE big hits...They WERE NOT the "classics" that you so dearly hold in your heart however...Welcome to DINOthread

Dino News

- There has been a lot (no pun intended) of fall-out from DinoCON-2k11 (pun intended) after the claim by Senior Professor Mike Pleezet from Yale that dinosaurs were in fact aquatic submarines designed by another race of our past ancestors to transport them on holidays to Spain. Denial/Shock/Trauma were all experience by the masses. Prof.Pleezet was chased from the Dino-Drome. (IMHO = I hope he steps on Dino-Dirt, LOL!!!!!!!! Sorry in-joke, couldnt help myself!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!1)

- The "3D" remake of Jurassic Park (Gigantic Farce) Just got the Green Light to the horror of most Dino'ers and Dino'ettes around the world the "film" is to be shown at IMAX (IOUT more like, roFl!)and the protest wagon gears are already in Motion, Alec Van Der Kumfpt from Belgium (Part of France/Holland/Germany) has in a extra-humanly show of dino affection has stapled himself to the Royal Cinema du Belgique (RCDb) and has say "I 'ham non moving van le place auf here onteel das filme eez cancelled, ACHTUNG!" what a hero

- We all thought they were coming back didnt we? our ancestors from their watery prison under the oceans crust...I like you however was left so so SO disappointed when all it was was some stupid tsunami. Thanks a lot Japan. (P.S Godzilla isn't a dinosaur (*dinosaul) you cretins (*cletins))

Dino Facts

- We ALL hear EVERY day about how heavy, how big, how fast (Zzzzzzzzzzzzz, falling asleep here ALREADY) things are now compared to bloomin' double decker buses....here is a fact for you...The Manglasaur III from Bolivia WAS a double decker bus...OK?!!! get over it transport fans. WE DID IT FIRST

- That crappy picture of the Monkey from planet of the apes turning into a human from the planet, below, is a load of bull-dirt (pardon my language mother)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gaFEAlH5vyM/SqjqsVfqbdI/AAAAAAAAAIw/P0h2l46MpWg/s400/human-evolution.gif

Here is the real picture

http://i55.tinypic.com/1628qir.png

- Dinosaurs didnt have to worry about the daily struggle/embarrassment of hiding their "Willies" (SoftSexual Tube SS-t) from others if they are a grower (miniscule until aroused) like ALL us new-mans (new + humans), ALL DINOSAURS WERE SHOWERS, Calm down Ladies! I can see your blushes from here

Dino Joke (Now sponsored by dinoBurger©)

What did the T-Rex say to the onion?

How very aPEALling you are to put on my dinoBurger©

What did the dinosaur have for dinner?

4 dinoBurgers© and a SHAKE (lol)

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why do you think? he wanted a dinoBurger© (the dinoBurger© was accross the street, the joke here being dinosaurs had a series of water canals instead of conventional roads, ROFL)

As the great dinosaur lecturer (dinoLEC) Dr Franc Beets once said "Good night sweet Dino Prince/Princess, Goodnight in your watery Prison until our eyes lie upon each other glare again"