One of the elder gentlemen in my office has just screamed blue murder at Greeny, who was recently promoted to a position where he edits the old duffer's copy.

The screaming, in full: "DON'T YOU TELL ME TO FUCK OFF! HOW DARE YOU! I'VE BEEN HERE 35 YEARS AND I WILL NOT BE SPOKEN TO YOU LIKE THAT, YOU JUMPED UP LITTLE PRICK! YOU WILL NOT TELL ME TO FUCK OFF! YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR 5 MINUTES! HOW DARE YOU! THIS IS JUST A JOB, NOT THE NEWS OF THE WORLD (?)

He then stormed off. EXCITING TIMES.

Oh Greeny.