cat molesters who drive at 30 mph through a 50 mph bit of glorious mildly windy countryside then only speed up to 40 mph as they enter the 30 mph zone. I'm seriously here, what the flaming barley husk are you doing with your half measured life? get off my flaming road! HAVE YOU NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO MY FUEL CONSUMPTION? i'm now down to 45.9mpg from 46.1mpg.

i'd shake my fist but i can't be bothered