Hello.

I'm new.

I'm the weird potential pervert who has been watching you all from outside the classroom for a couple of years and now, in a bold move my the school board, I've been allowed into the classroom to have my say on the ABC's.

Despite the askew analogy above, I'm actually depressingly normal. For example I still buy CDs because I fear change and I'm on DiS at midday because my job is boring.

So! Who are the bullies to avoid? Will I get my head flushed in the toilet on the first day?! Is anyone else new here?? If so, say hello! And if you're not new, say hello anyway!