ok so after years of searching i finally found a way to look at the semen cookbook without buying it. i have the whole thing as a PDF, here's a few screen grabs:

http://i.imgur.com/uN3Gf.png

http://i.imgur.com/9txGP.png

http://i.imgur.com/CFfXS.png

on a completely unrelated note, i'll be hosting a DiS dinner party next week, you're all invited.