Do we not have one?

David Beckham defends Mario Balotelli over the controversial back-heel which saw him hauled off in Manchester City's friendly at LA Galaxy on Sunday.

Man United not signing anyone else.

Sergio Batista leaving Argentina, I hope they get in Claudio Cannigia or something.

N'Zogbia to Villa if they can agree personal terms (i.e. how much money they will give him). His move to McLeish's Birmingham broke down at this stage last year.

QPR sign Gabbidon, lucky Warnock gets another free.

Mulumbu signs new West Brom deal.

Leeds snap up goalkeeper Lonergan.

Reading sign Tottenham's defender Bongan Khumalo on a season loan.

Fulham snap up midfielder Switzerland Under-21 international Pajtim Kasami.

Spurs tell Newcastle £9mil will get Crouchy, who also want to sign Wayne Bridge (assuming Enrique goes).

Inevitable 'Lucas to leave Liverpool' story as he doubts the validity of a 1-7-2 formation.

Stoke still want to sign Carlton Cole.

Javier Pastore, bla bla bla PSG and Chelsea.