Is there's anything which can take our mind of the riots, then surely it's this (SFW, few references to penises etc aside):

http://www.slate.com/id/2300733/pagenum/all/#p2

Quote: 'Alfred Kinsey and his colleagues reported in Sexual Behavior in the Human Male, in fact, that, "[a] considerable portion of the population does record attempts at self-fellation, at least in early adolescence." Sadly, given our species' pesky ribcage and hesitant spine, Kinsey estimated that only two or three of every 1,000 males are able to achieve this feat.'