Keep seeing people making telehone calls like Apprentice contestants. i.e. with the speaker on holding the phone in front of their mouths.

Is this a ... thing now? Is it.... cool?

Obviously the berks on telly do this because they've been told to for the benefit of the camera - so it catches both sides of the conversation.

The guy I've just seen walking down the street was talking into it, then lifting it to his ear for their response so he could hear it over the street noise.

Also I've just had a fruit and nut bar with NO nuts in it. I mean fuck that. Just fuck it.