Arsenal beat YouDenise 1-0 in a TENSE match. Good to take a lead to Italy but still a bit up in the air the result, you'd think.

Elsewhere in the Sampions Lig Austria's Strum Graz hold BATE Borisov 1-1, Pizen beat Copenhagen 3-1 away, Twente and Benfica play out a 2-2 draw in Holland and Lyon beat Kazan 3-1 in France.

In the domestic league Southampton, Leeds and West Ham massacre their respective opponents. Charlton and Sheff Utd retain their 100% records in League One as do Rotherham. Elsewhere, Wednesday continue to depress the world, and Crawley and AFC Wimbledon continue to do well.

Raul turns down a move to Blackburn, presumably because it's Blackburn.

City prepared to pay up some of SWP's contract to facilitate a move to Bolton.

The abductors of John Obi Mikel's dad get in contact.

Eboue goes to Galtasaray for £3m

Kieran Dyer set for a quick return, thankfully.

Five champs' league games and four Championship games tonight. There are also some BSN and BSS games, and I have just discovered that Bishop's Stortford play in the Blue Square North? WTF?

Go!