*undoubtedly been one before

I had a sausage roll (the pastry sort, not the sausage in a bun sort) for breakfast this morning, had a look in the Sainsburys hot food counter at 8:30 to see if they had any bacon rolls and it was a choice between this and pizza - who is buying pizza at 8:30?

Having said that, I have ended up having southern fried chicken or a burger for breakfast before in much the same situation.

Inappropriate things you've had for breakfast: