Nasri is Gorton-bound, Wilshere out for two more weeks and you can get 11/8 on Udinese to knock Arsenal out tonight, apparently. Bad times for the good ship Wenger it looks like. Think tonight could be a bit of a disaster for them to be honest.

In other news MK Dons spank Norwich 4-0, the Shrews knock out the Swans and QPR fall to the mighty 'Dale. Other cupsets include Brighton knocking out a strong Sunderland side and Forest actually scoring goals. Bury lose out to Leicester 4-2 and Barnet get beaten by Burnley in extra time. Heartbreaking.

APOEL Nicosia, Genk, Bayern, Dinamo Zagreb and Villareal all progress to the group stages of the Champions League. Graz/Borisov, Lyon/Kazan, Benfica/Twente, Pizen/Kovenhaven and Udinese/Arsenal will contest for more places tonight.

Few more League Cup games tonight, and I can't see many shocks tbh.

Journalists the world over try and figure out how to pronounce 'Coates'

Mourinho rubbishes quit rumours.

AOB?