Every workday commute, without fail, my eyes fall on his Metro column, and my blood boils that little bit faster. This morning: complete conjecture regarding a happily married Hollywood couple. Complete poison. Who pays this guys? Can they stop. 90% of what he runs is pure speculation rather than gossip in the manner that most papers and the like understand - i.e. there's some foundation for the speculation. I don't give a fuck about celebrity gossip, so I don't really know whay I'm bothered so much by this douchebag... probably because it's clear ANYONE could pen the trash he does, and the fact that he's got such a massive platform to spout from makes him as dangerous to my sanity as Glenn ACT OF GOD Beck. Send 'em both into the path of a hurricane, please. #rantover