Nothing is more guaranteed to put me in a black mood then when I hear this phrase, sometimes within about 20 seconds of arriving at work. So the photocopiers jammed is it? You've momentarily misplaced your ballpoint pen have you? JUST SHUT UP SHUT UP AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

Sometimes it gets abbreviated to simply 'oooh I'm having one of them!' - and other people laugh! Other people laugh at the prospect of this person having 'one' 'of 'them' - fuck the world . What phrases do you hate DiS?