...thank god we've got Steve Coogan on hand to swat away any potential terroists planning an extravagant anniversary attack.

'"[They are hoping] there will be some big disaster or something that'll knock it off the front pages and hopefully no one will care anymore. And I will do everything in my power [to prevent that].'

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/sep/05/steve-coogan-phone-hacking-interview