People you catch the bus with etc..

Currently I've got

Old stinky - A man with appealing dreadlocks and borderline tramp clothes that is on my train every day.

Smokey Joe - A woman who stands at my bus stop and smokes about three fags whilst we wait.

Massive Barry - A fat man that lives on my road.

Crack Whitney - A girl who works at the nursery my little boy goes to who looks like Whitney when she was on crack. (I actually know her name but prefer crack Whitney.)

And You?