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Can we come up with some new cheese jokes please?

hip_young_gunslinger [Edit] [Delete] 14:43, 21 December '11

These are all the cheese jokes I know, and I would like some more:

What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Edam

What kind of cheese can you use to hide a small horse?
Marscepone

What kind of cheese should you approach with caution?
Caerphilly

What kind of cheese can you use to tempt a grizzly out of a tree?
Camambert

What kind of cheese likes to greet itself in the mirror?
Halloumi

What kind of cheese is stolen by Mexican thieves?
Nacho cheese

That's it. If anyone could come up with something for Roquefort, I'd be very grateful.


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