if it's this, then i don't want to be a man anymore:
http://www.asos.com/Unconditional/Unconditional-Draped-Waistcoat/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2010360&cid=3606&sh=0&pge=1&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Black

wtf is that?!

i need a new coat. I don't know about coats. Do you know about coats? recommend me a coat. Every shop I've been in seems determined to want to make me dress like someone from either JLS or *current popoular indie band*