I eat almost everything at my desk but I can feel people staring at me in DISGUST. Do I eat things erotically? Certainly not.

NO
Soup - too smelly and slurpy
Pears - too juicy and when you get to the middle, things get messy and start breaking up. Also very slurpy.

YES
Bananas - non smelly BUT you must show teeth whilst eating otherwise it looks too sexual