King Kenny continues his piss poor trolling of Liverpool fans as they go down 2-0 to Newcastle

City scrape a draw against Sunderland. Advantage United? Hopefully they'll do us a favour by spanking Blackburn tonight

Spurs beat Swansea 3-1, could've had 6 but no notices because everyone had spunked into their own eyes watching Swansalona

QPR outplay Arsenal to win 2-1. Adel Taarabt finally scores, dons fez, gets booked

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02183/Adel-Raarbt_PA_2183090b.jpg

Villa continue to slump down the table. I would LOVE IT if they went down

In the championship Reading and Blackpool secure massive wins