We back on the dailys now? Alright then.

The standoff between Wazzoh and United continues as a £25m bid is turned down. Sources claiming the player is willing to take a PAYCUT on his £300k-a-week wages to force his dream move to Chelsea. Senior players turn on the big man as Moyeseh tries to get him to stick in a THIRD transfer request.

Rangers reveal their Vince McMahon face by bringing Charles Green back just as everything was looking a bit quiet, Big Walt walks, rumours growing that Ally Mc might be following him.

Adel Taarabt going to Fulham on loan.

Preston dump Blackpool out of the League Cup, something about a horse and a steward.

Loic Remy moves to Newcastle on loan, Stu Downing might be following him.

Diego Costa SNUBS Liverpool, Martin Skrtel on verge of Napoli loan move according to the Italian press.

Jermaine Defoe being linked to some proper, proper shit teams.

Toby Alderweireld interesting Everton.

Morecambe v Wolves on the tellybox tonight.

AOB?