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do any of you boring bastards eat a completely natural diet?

would it even be possible without suffering any sort of short-term side effects having been, y'know, raised on a Western diet which includes plenty of carbs, salts, sugars, etc? thinking particularly of fatigue when working, headaches, etc when weaning yourself off stuff.

if so, could anyone give examples of non-grim recipes you could have if you completely cut out any kind of processed food? i've got a list of natural ingredients, but beyond omlettes for breakfast, meat/fish + veg for tea and fruit/nuts for snacks i'm struggling a bit.

comedy answers appreciated.

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