They artificially inseminated her in April.

In August, the Zoo said she was showing encouraging signs of pregnancy, placed her on 24-hour surveillance in the expectatoin that she'd cub in late August or September.

Here we are, coming to the end of the first week in October. Hopes must surely be fading, but NO, she's still lolling around pretending to be up with fucking stick while other countries send gifts to the UK in anticipation of these pretend babies.

Tian Tian, I am calling you out. you're having a fucking laugh aren't you, getting fed the special pregnancy snacks and given the special birthing bed, when actually you're just dicking with us.

Either that, or get a fucking move on. I want to see some cubs <3

So, HI. this can maybe be the slightly irrational annoyance thread?
Banal?