about telling your friends that their flies are undone.

I went to a friends for a meal a few years back. we had a nice meal (some sort of broccoli based dish) a couple light spleedos, then went up to our local for a couple cheekys

anyway, we were drinking beer and doing spoonerisms or whatever for maybe 30 minutes, before I needed to have a wee.

went to the toilet - did the business, wahsed my hands and looked in the mirror (the correct order)

'what the hell is that in my teeth'? its a big bit of broccoli!!1

went back and gave him hell for 45 seconds. why the hell would he not say I have broccoli in my teeth? he shouldn't be frightened to point this out! jesus, he is one of my good pals of all time*

*he isn't any more - I called his wife a bully via text (to him) and he showed her the text! I mean, what the hell sort of pussy would show their wife that text?

couple things to talk about

great thread, maaaaaaaaaan