i recently started a new job and tomorrow we are having our first "team" lunch, whereby at lunchtime we all fuck off somewhere and get some food and a bit of patter, all fine so far

my problem is the current suggested venue is mono, for non-glasgow folk this is a venue which serves only exclusively vegan food, my only previous experiences of vegan food have been some of the worst shit & slop known to mankind. how do i object to the venue without seeming like the carnivorous cunt that i clearly am?

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