I was just in a meeting, making notes on my laptop as we went. Then someone asked me to hook my laptop up to the tv screen so we could have a look at a website.

I always make sure all incriminating tabs are closed pre-meeting, just in case.

So I was happily surfing the internet and got text messages from two people in the meeting saying "close your downloads bar!!!"

I'd opened my CV earlier today for perfectly innocent reasons (sent it to a friend so he could see how to format his CV), but it just looked so bad having the_bread_museum_CV_Oct_2013 right on the bottom of my monitor, there for my boss and about five others to potentially see.

Maybe they'll think "shit, he's updating his CV. Better give him a payrise to keep him here."

Any more for any more?