no, not magic ones, you crazy ape.

button - versatile, can go in anything from a full english to a bolognese. great stuff. 9/10

shitake - eating now, not a fan i must say. definitely the worst dried mushroom. 6/10
porcini - good. strong. 8/10
chestnut - solid fayre. 7/10

(tbf i didn't want to do a thread like this i just wanted to moan about shitake mushrooms)