Have to confess... I do it all the time

texts
work shit
dr shit
bill shit

read maybe every fifth word, then make my conclusion as to the content from that.

got me into trouble a few times

'You want to dump me? You cunt'
'Oh, you have to pop into the dump on the way home from work'

'Amount owing £78.35'
'Fucking cunts, I pay by direct debit'
'This amount will be taken by direct debit on or around the 1st of November'

This sort of thing