Gonna be honest with you, my pal and I used to do this to ensnare girls.

Stuff like...

'I am an emotional wreck. The last person I had a relationship with really runied me'

'There is no way I can trust another woman again'

'I cannot maintain an erection. I haven't cum in years, so don't even bother'

At this point, I have to say

a)this ploy has a massive success rate. a lot of women are attracted by vulnerabilty

b)its a cunt thing to do. I am in a very reflective mood at the moment and was just reminiscing. don't hate me.

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