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London Elitists! Here’s a patronising thread about things you get in provincial small satellite towns in the home counties that you don’t get elsewhere
Girls dressing up in their best gear to go to the local Wetherspoons in the town centre
Blokes driving around in hatch backs with body kits on them
Blokes still with various Beckham haircuts over the last few years, all heavily gelled
Hideous cockney accents that are more pronounced than anywhere in London
Lots of shit tattoos – often those tribal ones on big blokes drinking WKD one a Saturday night
Mandatory group of goths / greebos / skaters around the town hall / town square
MOAR?