1) Enjoyed that cup of tea? Second one nowhere near as nice

2) Day off work? Wide awake at 7am

3) Got one date in your diary booked for whole of next year? It’s gonna clash with one other thing you really want to go to

4) Only having two drinks max? 3am beer-a-thon

5) Having something delivered? Pop out to shop to 2 mins, come back to “sorry you weren’t home” card
MOAR?