This thread was inspired by my morning walk to work, where I pass a frozen smoothie type shop everyday.

In total, in the 3 months or so since it opened, I have seen a grand total of 0 paying customers in there and a member of staff on only 4 or 5 occasions too.

HOW ON EARTH IS IT STILL OPEN?!?! The refurb took ages, the opening party night I walked past only had about 11 people inside and look at all the lighting - it must cost a small fortune:
http://mizzi.co/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Samba_Camden_02.jpg

I also saw recently that Epitonic was having a relaunch. Who on earth still uses that site given the strides their competitors made?

Your turn.