* 'typical' city balls it up with a 2-0 defeat of west ham, bringing liverpool right back into the equation. kik runs off to the algarve with 14k of pretend money.

* utd are held at st marys, bid 25m for their left back.

* norwich are sent to the fiery pits of hell, albeit parachute-assisted.

* derby tonk brighton.

aob?