Sorry Matt. This is more in tune with DiS than your canteen bullshit.

In our work fridge:

3 x bottles of coke (one half full)
1 x box of salad (gone off)
1 x tupperwear with what looks like couscous and falafel in it
1 x ready meal (sainos, chicken and bacon)
1 x three litre milk (green)
2 x chocolate bar (fruit and nut)