No terrible attempted witticisms in the thread title today lads.

Sanchez looked busy, knackered, tireless, wasteful and all the while justified his £35m price tag last night. Definitely no need to buy a striker now, ta. Wilshere was impressive despite combine harvesting someone down in the box with no attempt at the ball and somehow surviving the penalty shout. Chambers got what was coming to him with a yellow card as he walked on the pitch!

Heard some lunatic on talksport just now saying it literally doesn't matter who Man Utd put on their team sheet, 4-0 to MK Dons is embarrassing and shameful no matter how young, old, experienced, overpaid, foetal they are. Like even if 11 of us were playing MK Dons, if we were wearing Man Utd shirts we should expect to win.