I eat too quickly and often end up with mild wind. Doesn't help that I often drink something fizzy with my meals.

An old friend of mine eats his dinner like a computer program, one foodstuff at a time. Eat meat, when meat equals zero then eat potatoes, when potatoes equal zero then eat carrots...

I hear some weirdoes don't drink with their meal.

This is a 300+ replies thread, I can feel it in my bones.